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[z_hikaru]

I'm trying to work. Someone make Bunta-san stop bothering me. I don't care how you do it.

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[akutsu]

Good luck with that.

[z_hikaru]

He keeps knocking.

[akutsu]

He's a persistent piece of ass.

[z_hikaru]

He's an ass, and he's persistent, but don't talk about him like he's a piece of ass.

[floranotfauna]

I mean... sometimes withholding something someone likes is a good method. Marui seems to like sex, so withhold that until he stops being a needy little bitch annoying.

(ooc: strikes deleted)

[z_hikaru]

I'd have to get Kenya-san to cute him off too.

[floranotfauna]

Good luck with that. Alternatively, soundproof your area completely so you can't hear the knocking.

[z_hikaru]

I'm going to do that when I have my own office space.

[chickens]

Slide a picture of a crawler under the door

[z_hikaru]

...Good idea.

[chickens]

and try and get the security footage of him reacting to it, and play it back to him whenever he's being annoying in the future. Maybe he'll stomp off.

[z_hikaru]

...You're pretty smart.

[mmmarui]

Maybe I wouldn't be bothering you so much if you'd just let me in??

[z_hikaru]

I'm writing a song. Go away.

[mmmarui]

And you can't write a song with me in there? Sounds fake but okay

[z_hikaru]

I can't. Go play with Kenya.

[oshitari_kenya]

Come swim with me, Bun-chan!!!

[mmmarui]

I would but it's a matter of pride now.

[oshitari_kenya]

Listen. Hikaru gets really focused on his work. It only lasts a few days. Please give him some space. I'll make it up to you.

[sanada_g]

If you are being harassed, call security to handle it.

[z_hikaru]

...calling security on my own boyfriend seems extreme, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

[sanada_g]

boyfriend? Aren't you married?

Yes. Even boyfriends must learn that they cannot demand someone's attention all of the time. You have work and are entitled to private time, as well.


ooc: strikes deleted. He's confused but also doesn't care enough to find out.

[z_hikaru]

Yeah, I need time to myself. At least Kenya-san came to distract the nuisance.

[spacewillow]

I could have him removed.

[z_hikaru]

It's fine now.