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[z_hikaru]

Well, my cheating ex-boyfriend sent me a wedding invitation. Name of who he's marrying isn't the same as who he was cheating with, so that's interesting. I kind of suspect it's completely fabricated to try to get my attention.

Anyone have any ideas for good "go fuck off and die" gifts I can send him?

Comments

[z_hikaru]

Can... can that happen if you're not there to sign? You have to sign a marriage liscense, right?

[floranotfauna]

I don't know the specifics since I'm here and not there, but apparently it can happen. He's lucky I'm not on the planet, to be honest.

[z_hikaru]

Yeah. I'd be committing murder to be honest.

[floranotfauna]

The thought definitely has crossed my mind on more than one occasion.