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[z_hikaru]

Well, guess I'm married now. Cool.

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[z_hikaru]

They're a lot of work, to be sure. People who willingly become parents have guts.

[akutsu]

People who choose to become parents are out of their fucking minds.

[z_hikaru]

Yeah, that too.

So I take it there will never be any tiny, pissy versions of Niou running around? That's good, not sure the world could handle that.

[akutsu]

It ain't like I can knock him up. Which is why even though I'm bi, I tend to fuck more guys than girls. Less risk.

If he ends up spawnin', it won't be my doin'.

[z_hikaru]

See, I just fuck guys because guys are hot.

Niou spawning sounds like something from a horror flick. I like the guy, but I'm not sure the universe could support more of him.

[akutsu]

Never found a girl hot?

There should definitely only be one of him. He does have a brother, though, so the bloodline will probably continue.

[z_hikaru]

Not really. Well, I mean I can appreciate when a girl is pretty, but I've never wanted to have sex with one.

And that's... a little scary actually. Just imagining tiny Nious out in the universe, asking endless weird questions of everyone they meet.

[akutsu]

That's fair. Whatever works for ya.

I dunno...he don't talk much 'bout his family but...they seem somewhat normal? At least by comparison?

[z_hikaru]

Well that's good I guess. I'm still gonna imagine a bunch of clones of him when I think of him having a family though.

[akutsu]

Well, I don't think it's far off. Apparently the white hair's genetic.

[z_hikaru]

Seriously? That would make for a distinctive looking family... I always assumed he'd grayed prematurely.

How did you two meet anyway?

[chickens]

he robbed me

[z_hikaru]

How romantic.

[chickens]

love at first sight

[z_hikaru]

I'm touched by the story of your love.

[akutsu]

He'd set up a shop not far from my mom's place. I was livin with her after gettin outta prison the second time, and I just came across his shop one day.

[z_hikaru]

Seems like a solid way to meet someone. I have trouble imaging him as a shop owner though. Doesn't really have much in terms of people skills.

[akutsu]

I never actually saw him interact with customers, but he used a kinda alter ego at the time too, so I dunno. But we got along pretty well.

[chickens]

Wow

[z_hikaru]

Oh hi, Niou-san. Here to have a long comment thread on my post?

[chickens]

No, I just like to let Jin know when I've read things so when I bring them up in other conversations, it's not like it's out of nowhere

[z_hikaru]

That's pretty thoughtful of you.

[chickens]

It's one of my core personality traits

[z_hikaru]

That's cool. What are your other ones, would you say? Besides the poisonous feet.

[akutsu]

Normal is boring