z_hikaru | (no subject)

Beautiful financial security. I like Kenya-san's family.

I can only imagine.

I'd quit my job five years early, if it wasn't for the fact that I'm trapped here and want s good water system.

'Magine that. Havin the option.

I mean I bet you could con your sperm donor into supporting a life of laziness for you if you really felt like it.

Fuck. That.

Thought you'd say that. You have a lot of pride.

I just have a lot of hate for him.

I mean I can't blame you. Cheaters are the worst.

I honestly kinda wish I’d never found out about him.

Yeah, I can't blame you for feeling that way.

so. you know what i come from. what about you?

Pretty average family. A mom, a dad, a big brother who's 17 years older than me, a small herd of nibblings. It's...crowded back at my family's house.

Pretty big age gap between you and your bro.

...what the fuck is a nibbling?

Yeah. Pretty sure I was an accident.

It's a gender neutral term for neices and nephews.

Heh. The best ones are. Right?

...literally never heard that before. Huh. Your bro's kids, then.

They are.

And yeah. I have three of them. A boy and two girls. They're cute. Probably all the exposure to kids I'll ever need.

Someone once told me kids are the best birth control. And I get it. I have zero interest in brats.

They're a lot of work, to be sure. People who willingly become parents have guts.

People who choose to become parents are out of their fucking minds.

Yeah, that too.

So I take it there will never be any tiny, pissy versions of Niou running around? That's good, not sure the world could handle that.

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It ain't like I can knock him up. Which is why even though I'm bi, I tend to fuck more guys than girls. Less risk.

If he ends up spawnin', it won't be my doin'.

See, I just fuck guys because guys are hot.

Niou spawning sounds like something from a horror flick. I like the guy, but I'm not sure the universe could support more of him.

Never found a girl hot?

There should definitely only be one of him. He does have a brother, though, so the bloodline will probably continue.

Not really. Well, I mean I can appreciate when a girl is pretty, but I've never wanted to have sex with one.

And that's... a little scary actually. Just imagining tiny Nious out in the universe, asking endless weird questions of everyone they meet.