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[z_hikaru]

Well, guess I'm married now. Cool.

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[z_hikaru]

Yeah, why not? I like you well enough, and the more people you invite the more gifts you get.

[akutsu]

Hah. Ain’t it also somethin like the more people you invite, the more it costs?

[z_hikaru]

I'm not worried about that. I have a fancy doctor for a father in-law now.

[akutsu]

Ah, the life of the rich.

[z_hikaru]

Beautiful financial security. I like Kenya-san's family.

[akutsu]

I can only imagine.

[z_hikaru]

I'd quit my job five years early, if it wasn't for the fact that I'm trapped here and want s good water system.

[akutsu]

'Magine that. Havin the option.

[z_hikaru]

I mean I bet you could con your sperm donor into supporting a life of laziness for you if you really felt like it.

[akutsu]

Fuck. That.

[z_hikaru]

Thought you'd say that. You have a lot of pride.

[akutsu]

I just have a lot of hate for him.

[z_hikaru]

I mean I can't blame you. Cheaters are the worst.

[akutsu]

I honestly kinda wish I’d never found out about him.

[z_hikaru]

Yeah, I can't blame you for feeling that way.

[akutsu]

so. you know what i come from. what about you?

[z_hikaru]

Pretty average family. A mom, a dad, a big brother who's 17 years older than me, a small herd of nibblings. It's...crowded back at my family's house.

[akutsu]

Pretty big age gap between you and your bro.

...what the fuck is a nibbling?

[z_hikaru]

Yeah. Pretty sure I was an accident.

It's a gender neutral term for neices and nephews.

[akutsu]

Heh. The best ones are. Right?

...literally never heard that before. Huh. Your bro's kids, then.

[z_hikaru]

They are.

And yeah. I have three of them. A boy and two girls. They're cute. Probably all the exposure to kids I'll ever need.

[akutsu]

Someone once told me kids are the best birth control. And I get it. I have zero interest in brats.

[z_hikaru]

They're a lot of work, to be sure. People who willingly become parents have guts.

[akutsu]

People who choose to become parents are out of their fucking minds.

[z_hikaru]

Yeah, that too.

So I take it there will never be any tiny, pissy versions of Niou running around? That's good, not sure the world could handle that.